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Air Travel Is Absolutely Terrible Now – But You’re Paying Less to Suffer More

Air Travel Is Absolutely Terrible Now – But You’re Paying Less to Suffer More

Hello everyone. Let’s buckle up – not because the captain has told us to, but because air travel itself has turned into a bizarre paradox where physics still works, pilots are still sober (usually), planes are safer than ever… yet you’re still going to spend three hours staring at the back of a plastic chair while wondering why your “on-time” flight is leaving three hours late. Welcome to modern aviation: the game where the monster gets nerfed in one area, but suddenly it’s critting you for maximum damage somewhere else.

Delays: The Airlines’ Favorite Illusion Spell

Let’s talk delays. Remember when “on time” actually meant on time? Yeah, me neither. Airlines have developed a clever little trick: they’re not actually arriving earlier, you’re just being lied to. They’ve padded scheduled times so much it feels like every flight has been eating carbs since 2008. What used to be a nice 90-minute hop is now scheduled for two hours, and when you land “early,” you’re supposed to thank the airline as if they’ve performed a medical miracle. Please. That’s like me telling a patient their surgery was successful because I redefined “successful” as “the guy didn’t scream too loudly.”

The stats don’t lie though – catastrophic delays are now four times more likely than in 1990. Sit tight for that three-hour wait, because Big Airline’s got your soul locked in its gate lounge dungeon. It’s a mechanic ripped straight out of multiplayer matchmaking, where every party member is “ready” except the healer who keeps going AFK. And guess what – you’re paying for the healer’s subscription too.

The image is a line chart comparing the share of flights delayed by three or more hours on the top 10 busiest flight routes in 1990 versus 2024. Each route is listed on the right side, with corresponding data points in 1990 shown as orange circles near the bottom (indicating low delay shares) and data points for 2024 as blue circles higher on the vertical axis. The vertical axis measures the share of flights delayed by at least 180 minutes, ranging from 0 to 2 percent. The chart shows a clear increase in delays for all routes over this period, with the New York to Chicago route exhibiting the highest share of significant delays in 2024 at just over 2 percent. Other routes like Chicago to Minneapolis and Houston to Dallas also show notable increases, with most routes rising from below 0.5 percent delays in 1990 to around 1 to 1.5 percent or more by 2024.
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Accidents: The Silver Lining

Here’s the kicker: flying has actually never been safer. Fatal crashes for big commercial flights are basically nonexistent compared to the 80s, where every plane looked one lightning strike away from disaster. Even serious injuries are flatlining on the graph. Aircraft accidents these days are more “dinged-up landing gear” than “flaming wreckage.” Great news if you’re a nervous flyer – less great if you were hoping fear of death would justify your air miles hoarding.

Basically: you’re going to live. You’ll just arrive late, broke, and deeply annoyed – kind of like playing DayZ.

Prices: Bargain Bin Skies

Let’s pour one out for people who flew in 1990. Tickets cost more, delays were shorter, but safety wasn’t as good. Today? You’re practically flying on clearance sales. Adjusted for inflation, airfares have dropped massively. It’s the Steam Sale effect – everything is cheap, but most of what you actually want still costs your sanity. You can grab a ticket from New York to LA cheaper than two weeks’ worth of Starbucks, but you’ll also be herded into a plane with zero legroom and a delay guaranteed to eat your connecting flight alive.

Why Is This Happening?

  • ATC staffing shortages: Blame the FAA. Their workforce pipeline is slower than a Destiny 2 content update. Shockingly, you can’t run a growing air system with shrinking control staff. Who knew?
  • Credit card company dominance: Surprise – airlines are less “travel companies” and more “financial institutions with wings.” Your seat assignment is basically a perk locked behind a credit card upgrade. Don’t worry though, you’ll earn 5,000 bonus miles you’ll never use!
  • Airport congestion: The U.S. hasn’t built a major new airport since Denver in 1995. Passenger counts doubled since 2000, but runways? Nada. This is like Blizzard promising upgraded servers but sticking with potato hardware through every player surge. Bigger planes, longer delays, more misery.
The image is a horizontal bar chart illustrating the percentage change in numbers of passengers and key air travel workers between 2013 and 2022. It shows that the number of passengers increased by 16%, and the number of pilots increased by 11%. In contrast, the number of air traffic controllers decreased by 11%, and mechanics and repairmen decreased by 5%. The chart highlights a growing disparity where passenger demand has risen faster than the availability of essential aviation staff.
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So, Is Air Travel Actually Worse?

Here’s the paradox: air travel today is cheaper and safer – objectively better by global metrics. And yet, the user experience is absolutely abysmal. Those three ingredients – delays, financialization, and overcrowded airports – combine into something uniquely insufferable. It’s a case of being safe inside the aircraft but tortured everywhere else in the process. Like spending two hours in a hospital waiting room for a five-minute check-up while I, the doctor, assure you, “Hey, at least you didn’t die, right?”

Flying today is the gaming equivalent of free-to-play: cheaper, technically functional, but designed to frustrate you into upgrading for perks you once got included.

Final Verdict

So is air travel actually worse? Yes – in terms of reliability and experience, the thing that actually matters to passengers. But no – in terms of safety and cost. It’s the trade-off nobody asked for: “Congratulations, you’ll survive your flight, but your psyche will be deeply scarred.” If that’s progress, then someone’s definition of progress needs a trip back to the tutorial mission.

Overall verdict: air travel today is cheaper and safer, but unquestionably more miserable. You’ll get there alive – eventually – just don’t expect it to be pleasant.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is entirely my opinion.

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Article source: Is air travel getting worse?

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