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Spotify’s Ruthless Price Hike: How Much More Will Your Wallet Take?

Spotify’s Ruthless Price Hike: How Much More Will Your Wallet Take?

Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of “How Many Times Can Spotify Squeeze Your Wallet Before You Flatline?” Today, we’re dissecting the latest price hike from our favorite green music overlord, and let me tell you, it’s a prescription for a headache.

Spotify, in its infinite wisdom and relentless pursuit of “innovation,” has decided that it’s time for another round of price increases. Yes, because nothing says “we care about our customers” quite like making them pay more for the same service. This time, the scalpel is slicing through a swath of countries: Southeast Asia, the Middle East, Africa, Latin America, the Asia Pacific, and, of course, Europe. It’s like a global epidemic of higher bills, with the notable exception of the United States, which already got its dose last year—$11.99 a month for ad-free music. Because apparently, Americans are immune to further financial pain, at least for now.

Now, Spotify isn’t exactly forthcoming with the details. No comprehensive chart, no handy infographic—just a vague promise that the new prices will kick in come September. But they do give us a little taste: the “Personnel” plan in several European countries will jump from €10.99 to €11.99. That’s right, folks, a whole euro more for the privilege of not hearing ads for products you don’t want. It’s all about “aligning with the American market,” because if there’s one thing Europeans love, it’s paying American prices for European services.

But wait, there’s a silver lining—if you can call it that. France, Belgium, Luxembourg, and the Netherlands are spared this time around. Why? Because they already got hit with a price hike in April. In France, the “Personnel” plan now costs €12.14 a month, up 9%, and the “Famille” plan is a whopping €21.24, a 16.5% increase. It’s like getting a booster shot after the initial jab—just to make sure the pain really sinks in.

Spotify’s justification for this financial bloodletting? A “constant desire to innovate and increase value.” Translation: “We need more money, and you’ll pay it because you have no choice.” They claim to “periodically adjust prices to reflect local market conditions and economic factors,” all while ensuring their service remains “unmatched.” Unmatched in what, exactly? The ability to charge more for less?

Let’s talk about that “value” for a moment. Spotify’s service evolves in “small touches,” which is corporate speak for “we haven’t done anything significant in years.” Remember Spotify HiFi? The much-touted lossless audio feature? Still missing in action. It’s like waiting for a miracle cure that never arrives.

But here’s the kicker: these price increases aren’t driving customers away. According to Spotify’s own data, the hikes in France and the Benelux countries haven’t had a “notable impact” on churn rates. People are staying put, either out of loyalty, inertia, or sheer lack of alternatives. Daniel Ek, Spotify’s head honcho, says the main challenge is retention, not acquisition. In other words, once they’ve got you hooked, they know you’ll keep paying—no matter how much they bleed you dry.

Financially, Spotify is doing just fine. In the second quarter, they nearly hit 700 million users, up 11% year-over-year, with 276 million paying subscribers, a 12% increase. Revenue is up 10% to €4.2 billion. But—there’s always a but—their operating profit took a 10% nosedive to €406 million, thanks to “high social charges.” Maybe they should start charging us for every playlist we create to make up the difference.

So, what’s the prognosis? Spotify is banking on the fact that you’ll grumble, complain, maybe even threaten to cancel—but in the end, you’ll keep paying. Because the alternatives are either worse or nonexistent. It’s a classic case of market dominance, and they’re not afraid to exploit it.

In conclusion, Spotify’s latest price hike is less about innovation and more about inflation—your subscription fee, that is. They’re betting you’ll swallow the pill, no matter how bitter it tastes. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is entirely my opinion.

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Article source: Abonnés Spotify, préparez-vous à repasser à la caisse (mais pas en France, ouf), https://www.journaldugeek.com/2025/08/05/abonnes-spotify-preparez-vous-a-repasser-a-la-caisse-mais-pas-en-france-ouf/

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