Welcome to where opinions are strong, coffee is stronger, and we believe everything deserves a proper roast. If it exists, chances are we’ve ranted about it—or we will, as soon as we’ve had our third cup.
Behind this digital curtain is Dr. Su Rants, a self-appointed expert in everything and a certified critic of, well, literally anything. Armed with sarcasm sharper than Occam’s razor and a keyboard with no chill, Dr. Su’s mission is to sift through the nonsense of the internet (and real life), one glorious tirade at a time.
- Books? We read them so you don’t have to (but you probably should anyway).
- Movies? We’ve seen worse things in our fridge. But we’ll watch them. For science.
- Apps & Tech? If it can crash, we’ll make it crash and then complain about it loudly.
- Food? We eat it, judge it, then cry about calories.
If you’re looking for sugarcoated positivity, you’re lost. If you want raw, honest, brutally funny reviews that don’t pull punches, congratulations—you’ve found your people.
Got something you want us to rant about? Hit us up. The world is full of things that need a proper verbal slap, and we’ve got plenty of words (and a suspiciously endless supply of caffeine).
Still here? You must be a glutton for punishment. Welcome to the club.
— The Dr. Su Rants Team (aka Dr. Su & the Rant Crew)